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Post by Gladdemmy on Sept 15, 2012 21:17:30 GMT 11
1. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
3. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
4. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
5. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
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Saint
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Post by Saint on Sept 17, 2012 16:40:20 GMT 11
What happens when you give lawyers viagra?
They grow taller.
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Post by Gladdemmy on Sept 17, 2012 17:33:53 GMT 11
i get it they are pricks 0=8 nek minute 0==================================================8
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Post by Gladdemmy on Sept 17, 2012 17:34:25 GMT 11
nek nek minute 0==========88=8===8=8====888==8=8==============8888===============8=====0
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